Let's Wing It.

caligulasaquarikim:

if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is

just look up at the sky and go

‘it’s jesus

jesus is our man’

(Source: anklegators, via earthly-bodies)

vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

(via chlarnydia)

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy, via chlarnydia)

meowbella:

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

(Source: f0xface, via chlarnydia)

americugh:

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

(via l-yps)

firelightwaltz:

hey guys friendly reminder that not everybody has a good relationship with their mother so please try to avoid reblogging or posting things that might be construed as shaming people for not thanking/praising/loving their moms

thank you

(via paper-trees)

liarnjamespayne:

in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go

(via sourdiesel1993)

fishingboatproceeds:

baptised-in-vodka:

Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.

Is it any good??

It’s okay.

(via higher-hopes)

trapgods:

Who needs a condom when you got God watchin over you.

(via element-e)